Wow its been a while, but I suppose it's summer.
So ... it seems like every once in a while you end up doing something during your day that you never would have thought you'd do when you woke up that morning. I would say "goat chasing" falls into that category for me. I know some of you may have a goat chasing habit you just can't kick, so goat chasing is a daily trial for you. Not me. Oddly enough, goat chasing is a rare occurrence, even since we've moved to Iowa.
We decided to go for a bike ride this afternoon. It was a gorgeous day, so we both took off a little early from work and headed down a trail close to town. Halfway down the trail, we noticed a bunch of goats in a pen near the trail, so decided to introduce Amalia to them. We were petting them and heard a scared "Maaaaaa" coming from further down the fence. Yes, it was a "scared"Maaaaaa. Anyone who knows nothing about goats would know it was a "scared" Maaaaaa. Also, yes, it was a "Maaaaaa," the stereotypical goat sound. There's no better way to describe it. So by now you realize it's a goat ... we looked toward the sound and saw a baby goat (those of you who have graduated from the third grade might call the baby goat by its scientific name: a "kid"). Anyway, the baby goat was outside the pen and "Maaaaing" longingly for his mother inside. What were we to do? Clearly this baby goat needed his mother and was separated from his family by this unforgiving, impenetrable, Berlin-like wall (actually, the goat was still able to nurse through the gaping holes in the wire fence). Should we try to find out who owns this goat? No. Should we call the police? No. Should we chase this goat around until it's scared out of its mind and then grab him and throw him over the fence? Absolutely ... what else would a decent passerby do?
This little goat was smart and agile. It's not that we're dumb and slow - he was smart and agile. We must have chased him around for 45 minutes. We were dodging, running, hiding, and cooing, trying to corner this little creature. Every once in a while we'd have to remind ourselves to check where our daughter was, but honestly, there were more important things going on than making sure our daughter was still alive.
Finally, the little goat made a grave mistake. He thought he'd be safe by running between a building and the pen, but together, with one mind and lighting fast reflexes, we went on each side of the building to trap him. The goat had been beaten, and he knew it. We could see the shadow of defeat creeping over his face, but suddenly, unexpectedly, he made a last desperate run for an opening near Ang. Knowing what kind of small spaces he could squeeze through, Ang quickly grabbed a nearby rusty wagon and slid it across the opening. Meanwhile, I sprinted after the goat. When he reached the wagon, he leaped to clear it, but I (with the agility of a small goat-like creature) grabbed him by the waist ("in mid-air, mind you") and wrestled him into my grasp. The goat let out a loud "MAAAAA." I quickly found the nearest spot to place him over the fence, holding him away from my body like he was wet dog. I placed him over the fence, and all the other goats surrounded him, hugged him, and prepared a feast in his honor.
The baby goat was reunited with his mother and family ... our work here was done ... I really hope no one was watching.